I love the net you can try 2 buy or sell just about any thing and most of the time it works. As a result I proudly introduce the George W. Bush Talking Action Figure.

“Freedom itself was attacked by faceless cowards, and freedom will be defended.”
“I was not elected to serve one party, but to serve one nation.”
“The presidency is more than an honor, it is more than an office, it is a charge to keep and I will give it my all.”
and my favourate: “I come from Texas!”

All this for only $29.95 Batteries included I cant wait.

Here is a fun take on the anti-smoking campaign.