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I FUCKING GIVE UP

Why the fuck was Name Replaced in NYC anyway? This is why I fucking hate that New York has become tourist friendly. Little pussies like Name show up here now from the midwest and cry like the pussies they are when they get injured at a punk show. He’s suing for assault for getting hit by a girl, what a little fucking baby-man.

Go back to fucking Kentucky you pussy licking hick.

Article in question

Woman, 96, Charged With Selling Crack

A 96-year-old woman has said she does not know how crack cocaine got into her wheelchair.

Julia Roberts was charged with possessing crack with intent to sell and deliver, and with possessing a crack pipe. She was freed pending a hearing on March 30.

“I’ve never seen [the drugs] in my life,” she told The Charlotte Observer. “I don’t know how they could get there [into her wheelchair].”

A search warrant for the arrest said it was the third time Cleveland County deputies had seized crack at the mobile home Roberts shared with her son at Kings Mountain.

Harold Roberts, 61, was charged with possessing stolen goods. His brother, James Roberts, 58, who lived nearby, was charged with possessing moonshine. A neighbour, Donald Eugene Bridges, 56, was charged with possessing stolen property.

Dresden Dolls pic from their website

I can’t be bothered with even the pretense of writing a review. Both bands were great.

I see no point in describing the bands with pretentious rock journalist speak when I can simply offer a representative song by each band to download:

Dresden Dolls - Half Jack

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - 1997 (Tonight We’re Gonna Party Like It’s…)

As for describing their performance… fuck off. Check it out yourself by going to their respective web sites -

Official site for the Dresden Dolls

Official site for Sleepytime Gorilla Museum

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum from their website

One thing about Dresden Dolls - she sits on piano and he sits (briefly standing from time to time) playing drums to the side. For a rock venue that’s standing room only this sucks major ass. Basically, a total of about 30 people in a room of 200 can see them at all, which possibly contributed to the place being half empty by the time they finished. Even if their performance is great (it was), who wants to stand around watching the back of someone’s head?

The best solution would be for them to play venues with no standing and table service. That would also, in fact, go nicely with their whole style. Even if that style is slightly ironic.

But if they are playing standing-style veues, would it kill her to stand up and play? I mean, I’m standing the whole time and I’m spending money on this deal while she’s getting fucking paid. What, she can’t stand up?

Dresden Dolls from their website

And finally, my fucking God am I sick of people taking pictures with their digital cameras at concerts.

1 in 4 cocksuckers at this show must have been packing digital cameras. They all do the same thing: Lift camera above head, take photo with triple flash, bring camera down and stare at shot in view finder. Repeat 200 more fucking times.

Now especially in the case of the Dresden Dolls, what the fuck is going to be so different from the 199 other photos? They are sitting for every song in the same position. You are standing in the same position. Are you taking the same photo 200 times just to piss me off? Well, you succeeded. And yes, I’m talking to you long haired guy with glasses. I hope somewhere you one day discover how fucking annoying you were.

Um, both bands were great. Download the above songs and check out their tour schedules. For a $12 ticket, it’s rare to see 1 good band, let alone two. Either of these bands are easily worth the small vendor ticket price. I’ll probably go out of my way to see either band again.