Saturday, 17 Jan 2004
Soulseek user info for AppLeDouCHeBaG
***SEE USER PICTURE TO SEE IF YOU’RE A FUCKING RETARD***
***NOTE: Feel free to PM “wildcheetah” and let her know how much of a FUCKING RETARD she is. SHE FUCKING MAKES YOU ASK HER FOR PERMISSION TO DOWNLOAD. IT’S FUCKING RETARDS LIKE HER THAT MAKE SOULSEEK A GOD AWFUL PLACE AT TIMES. BANNED AND FUCKING IGNORED BITCH.
Remember kids, you may be selected as someone I check to see if you’re sharing any files! Why? Because I might wanna download something from you if you’re fast. So if you aren’t sharing, YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. BANNED AND IGNORED.
Also, if you’re only sharing your fucking incoming folder, BANNED AND IGNORED. There’s nothing I hate more than looking at your files and seeing only what you JUST FUCKING DOWNLOADED FROM ME.
On another note, DON’T FUCKING DOWNLOAD EVERY GOD DAMN ALBUM I HAVE. If you’re incredibly fast(as in a 100-200k per sec), I might not notice it if you do it while I’m asleep. BUT OTHER PEOPLE WANNA FUCKING DOWNLOAD FROM ME. So 3 album’s max you fuckasses. And that’s only if your fast. If I see you one of you fucking slow ass 56k douchebags downloading my entire collection at 0.5k per sec consider yourself BANNED AND IGNORED. Jesus Christ, atleast learn that your shitty ass modems CAN’T DOWNLOAD 900 THINGS AT THE SAMETIME WITHOUT PISSING EVERYONE ELSE OFF WITH YOUR SLOW ASS.
Also, and I’ll say this once, DON’T FUCKING PM ME UNLESS YOU HAVE TO. Really. I share my files for you to DOWNLOAD. I don’t share them for you to look at it with twiddling thumbs and thinking “Oh gee, I wonder if I can download this shared file on a file sharing network! Let me PM him to bug him!” If it’s shared, IT’S FUCKING MEANT TO BE DOWNLOADED. As long as you follow the one simple rule above, download as much as you fucking want. So if I don’t deem it important, FUCKING BANNED AND IGNORED ASSHOLE.
I REALLY FUCKING HATE the people who have a fucking FILE AMOUNT LIMIT. IF I FUCKING FIND OUT THAT I CAN’T DOWNLOAD MORE THAN SOME AMOUNT OF MEGS FROM YOU, CONSIDER YOURSELF FUCKING BANNED AND IGNORED. Why the FUCK would you limit the amount of fucking megabytes someone can get total? FUCKING FUCK THAT. BANNED AND FUCKING IGNORED(CUBETH THAT’S FUCKING YOU)
Oh hey! ANOTHER FUCKING THING I HATE ABOUT SOULSEEK USERS! Follow your OWN FUCKING RULES. If you only let people download 5 files max, then DO THE FUCKING SAME WHEN DOWNLOADING FROM ME. Also, if I get FUCKING BANNED BECAUSE YOU CAN’T FOLLOW YOUR OWN RULES, FUCK YOU, BANNED AND FUCKING IGNORED.
ALSO: I AM A FUCKING PRIVILEDGED DOWNLOADER SINCE I FUCKING DONATE. SUCK MY DICK
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PEOPLE WHO ARE PISSED AT BEING BANNED
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[christiancochs] call you mother and ask her to suck my dick
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[pete__morton] blatently ur a cock
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[fusionmoth] oh yeah…you’re a douche bag
Editor’s note: LOL! MY NAME IS APPLE DOUCHE BAG. BANNED.
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[$ergio] hey, appledouchebag, fucking you and your mother, asshole and you sukc my dick
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PEOPLE WHO CAN’T FUCKING READ WHAT I FUCKING JUST SAID:
[guga9] why you banned me??
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] READ THE FUCKING RULES DOUCHEBAG
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] BANNED AND IGNORED
[guga9] what do yoiu mean??
[guga9] what rules??
[guga9] hello?!?!?
[guga9] fuck you than
[guga9] explain your reasosns
[guga9] Hey you!! explain why you banned me!!
[guga9] Hello
[guga9] poor loser
[guga9] see you chicken
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MORE EXAMPLES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE FUCKING RETARDS(LIKE NIETZSCHE’S EX):
[djxslipnslide] can i download from u?
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] Because you asked, no
[djxslipnslide] y is that ?
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] READ MY FUCKING USER INFO
[djxslipnslide] i read em
[djxslipnslide] so i can dl from u ?
[djxslipnslide] but im banned
[djxslipnslide] u see thats y i asked
[djxslipnslide] yo please take me off
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] You’re fucking dumb
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] Go away
[djxslipnslide] y?
[djxslipnslide] i read ur user nfo
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] What’d you get in the reading comprehension part of the SAT’s? a 0? Jesus Christ
[djxslipnslide] nah
[djxslipnslide] i didnt
[djxslipnslide] ok can u unban me and i wont pm u
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] BANNED AND IGNORED
[djxslipnslide] thank u
[djxslipnslide] douchebag
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[moptop66] i know you said not to message you but i’m not sure why i’m banned..i’m trying to build my files back up after getting hit with a virus…if there’s anything you want- ask! i’ll let you know if i have it….
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] TO QUOTE MY MOTHERFUCKING PROFILE: Also, if you’re only sharing your fucking incoming folder, BANNED AND IGNORED. There’s nothing I hate more than looking at your files and seeing only what you JUST FUCKING DOWNLOADED FROM ME.
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN BANNED AND IGNORED
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After banning a retard because he queued up 4 albums and then preceded to download at 0.2k per sec and didn’t bother to cut down his queue like I asked him to:
[lemosc] i’m new with this stuff
[lemosc] don’t want to bother you
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] Then don’t
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] BANNED AND IGNORED
[lemosc] my english is not the best
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] BANNED MEANS NO FUCKING DOWNLOADS FOR YOU
[lemosc] so, you mean…
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] IGNORED MEANS GO THE FUCK AWAY
[lemosc] thanks for your co-op
[lemosc] bye stupid
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January 18th, 2004 at 2:08 am
[LV15] HI There AppLeDouCHeBaG (you know i’m really fucking attracted to fucking people with so many fucking capitals in their fucking name…it shows such fucking mastery of the fucking shift key). I was just fucking wondering if you would be so fucking kind as to fucking BAN and IGNORE me? I know I haven’t broken any of your fucking rules so far but I think it would be for the fucking best all around. Fucking Thanks. LV15….P.S.. fuck
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] I haven’f fucking banned you. Love, AppLe.
[LV15] why the fuck not?
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] Are you done? I have retards to ban
[LV15] is it possible to ban yourself?
[AppLeDouCHeBaG] Beats thef uck out of me
[LV15] i’m sure it does…well be seeing you…happy BANNING and IGNORING
January 28th, 2004 at 1:14 am
Only LV could manage to get himself rejected by that guy.
February 15th, 2004 at 6:45 pm
Totally agree with your banned&ignored policy!
In fact, I think soulseek should be enhanced so it has an auto-ban/ignore feature so that I do not have to use my mouse so often!!!
March 4th, 2004 at 12:39 am
Douchey pie, I would like to say that you are my new soulseek hero. You are a crusader set out to relieve the strain on this awesome filesharing system. Thank you for Banning those assholes that are too stupid not to check peoples userinfo before downloading.
April 14th, 2004 at 12:33 am
all i can say is “you’re a Legend”
Keep up the EXCELLENT work, Im not a follower of your rules, And ban any shite not sticking to them.
Nice work
April 14th, 2004 at 12:34 am
Edit: that should be I am NOW a follower of your rules, And ban …blah blah, Cunting typo’s
November 14th, 2004 at 1:25 am
That’s fucking right, I LOOKED UP MY NAME ON GOOGLE!
November 14th, 2004 at 10:31 am
I’m happy to know that b00mb0x is a top ranked Google hit for the term AppLeDouCHeBaG.
April 6th, 2005 at 11:38 pm
yeah, soulseek does suck………………….
May 3rd, 2005 at 11:14 pm
you suck the big one douchebag
September 21st, 2005 at 5:36 pm
You’re such a whiner, grow up man.
September 22nd, 2005 at 6:50 pm
the more i post, the more i get to look my sn on google!!! I’m NOT a loser some how!!!
November 11th, 2005 at 8:22 am
Thank you for allowing my legacy to live on forever through the wonderous archives of Google.
November 11th, 2005 at 1:54 pm
don’t mention it
February 1st, 2006 at 5:11 pm
yea ban me right away cuz i fuckin hate you
October 14th, 2007 at 11:33 pm
Hi everyone, I just wanted to say thank you for allowing my prophetic visions for Soulseek to continue on by being linked from new blogs posting old shit.
October 20th, 2007 at 1:45 am
but this post is from 2004.
not to worry, your asshole lives on.