Posted on Saturday 29 November 2003
… that went down well. I’d write a proper article but the instant gratification of the internet has given me the attention span of a 3 year old.
Bush: I’m gonna kick the ass of anyone with weapons of mass destruction.
Saddam: I don’t have any.
North Korea: We’ve got some!
Iran: So do we!

Bush: See, he admitted it.
UN: Erm no he didn’t.
Bush: Well I know he has some, I’ve got a pretty big receipt here for all kinds of nasty stuff.
UN: Well you’ve bombed and starved them for 12 years. If you insist we can send in inspectors to see if they have them.
[inspectors let into Iraq]
[inspectors thrown out of North Korea]
North Korea: We’re gonna nuke your asses! Hey, Iran want some ICBMs?

Iran: Sure!
UN: The inspectors found a truck, 3 anthrax infected donkeys and a model plane.
Bush: What more proof do you need? I’m gonna go in and find this stuff.
North Korea: Hey cool our ICBMs can reach L.A now!
Iran: Nuclear fission is sooooo cool. I can see why the Israelis are so hardcore!
[thousands of weapons inspectors move into Iraq]

Bush: we found a truck, 3 anthrax infected donkeys and a model plane. I feel vindicated.
North Korea: Over here! Pay attention to us.
Bush: Quiet you.