Posted on Sunday 29 June 2003
I’ve copy/pasted an AIM conversation with a friend with his permission. the nicknames have been changed to protect our secret batman identities….
Davion: It has its appeals….
assorted: surely
Davion: Like the virgins and shit
assorted: oh yeah!
Davion: But do you only get them if you blow yourself up–or can you just do comedy?
assorted: islam comedy?
assorted: now THAT’S interesting
assorted: fundamentalist islam standup comic
assorted: i wanna see that
assorted: okies; i gotsta clean
Davion: Yeah–thats good
Davion: OK–talk to ya later
Davion: I’m gonna work on some Islamic Stand Up for when you come back
Davion: …I ran into my buddy Hassan the other day…now you know Hassan is a Shi’ite (boos and hisses from the crowd) Now, now , now. Hassan is a good guy–really. But I just don’t get his taste in television. His favorite show is Kate And ALI!!!!! (Laughter)
Davion: I told him no virgins for you infidel!!!!
Davion: (More laughter)
Davion: But seriously…..
Davion: I just flew back from the Gaza Strip..and boy are my arms tired (Laughter) No, really. Those Palestinains, I’ll tell you what–I went to visit my Palestinian friend Hakeem–I’ve known Hakeem forever–and we were watching his children play outside. I remembered little Mohammed when he came up to my knee. Boy, they BLOW UP so fast! (Riotous laughter) Thank you, you’re too kind.
Davion: God is great.
assorted: oof; that was just lovely; hehe
Davion: You like?
assorted: it was charming
Davion: I think I may have something.
Davion: I’m gonna work it
Davion: I just need the Turban and the beard
Davion: See–the Kate and ALI joke is very funny, because the Sunnis don’t accept Ali as Mohammed’s successor–so it truly is Islamic Fundamentalist comedy in the stricktest sense of the word
Davion: I kill in Yemen
Davion: …literally
Davion: Seriously…I’ll be here all week
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